

The Wondering About The One-Hit-Wonder...
It was actually a light-hearted Tweet from the Huffington Post last week that awoke the previously dormant bitterness I have towards...


It's All Kicked Off Again...
The 2013/2014 football season is still in its infancy, but already things are shaping up as we might expect; Highgate's finest Rod...


Should I Just Sit Down For Good?
It probably seems a little bit rich for someone who hasn’t exactly made it as a stand-up (Hyphen? Space? One word? Who knows?) comedian...


Don't Give Our Ladies The Bird...
You’ve probably noticed, but probably haven't cared, that at this moment the Women’s European Football Championships are taking place. I...


Course We Do! It's Not All Work, Work, Work!
I got made redundant a few years ago. Not a very funny opener I grant you, but then it wasn't. At the time it was the catalyst for...


If You Don't Want To Know The Score, Look Away Now...
It was only a matter of time until I wrote something about football. If you hate it, please stick with it, but I'm guessing you probably...


Compilation Frustration...
As mentioned previously, I am a DJ amongst other things and unlike a lot of DJs out there, I’m actually passionate about music and have a...


Ding Dong! Romance Is Dead...
Romance is dead. There, I said it... It’s a bit of a long and winding road to my realisation, but bear with me. I’m sure this has sprung...


The Drug Of The Nation...
I have been labelled “a snob” on several occasions in the past, most notably by a certain ex, who almost certainly wasn’t called Louise....


Easter Egg Cunt...
I am an idiot. A well-meaning and kind idiot, but a silly-arse all the same. Today is of course Easter Sunday and as ever, I decided to...